You are the worst best friend ever. You are a douchebag.  Thanks but no thanks, you are no Travis replacement.

So one night at this rager, my best friends little sis was way too drunk. Supposedly she was on other stuff as well, but that's besides the point. This girl, Callie, was sooo drunk that she decided to deliberately push some other girl into the pool. Needless to say the other girl was PISSED and came back at Callie with her friends and just started a beat down on Callie. Poor girl had hits to the dome coming to her. That's what she gets for being so conniving!

oy vey.  lesson from last night: togas held together with safety pins dont work very well when dancing.

Ha ha ha! I never did much, but the first time I really got stoned I ended up talking to a fire hydrant that was going to a fire. I was explaining all the sections of my small town where the fire could be found. A friend came along and asked me wtf I was doing! I laughed so hard the next day when he told me about it, I had totally forgotten.

Everyone was so wasted.  Like, really wasted.  It was at a date party --  a combo date party with another frat.  Drunk people were everywhere.  He was sitting on the bed of a truck at the side edge. Didn't even realize the truck was running and the driver was driving.  Just sitting there.  All of a sudden the driver guns it and  turns hard.  He fell off, got serious road rash all over his face and broke his thumb.

His mother is crazy. Boarderline insanity.  F@#king saying insane shit at the hospital.  You know how you can look at a parent and it is clear that she comes from that person, well not in this case.