You are the worst best friend ever. You are a douchebag.  Thanks but no thanks, you are no Travis replacement.

So one night at this rager, my best friends little sis was way too drunk. Supposedly she was on other stuff as well, but that's besides the point. This girl, Callie, was sooo drunk that she decided to deliberately push some other girl into the pool. Needless to say the other girl was PISSED and came back at Callie with her friends and just started a beat down on Callie. Poor girl had hits to the dome coming to her. That's what she gets for being so conniving!

oy vey.  lesson from last night: togas held together with safety pins dont work very well when dancing.

Beverly -- she's the one with the long dark hair... people walked away from us when we were with her while in Vegas because she was so ugly... who slept with half of UTN -- gave a little something to a Sigma Nu that needs to be told to that person before he transmits to the rest of the Greek system... Nobody's up for the job tho...

I had a sis, she was a great friend and we were inseparable until we started rooming together!  When we moved in I learned something about her I had never known -- she was a farter! OMG! It was so gross!  It got to where I did not even want to live in my own room, there was like I could see a cloud of green gas up at the ceiling and I felt like it was in everything, my clothes, my bed, YUCK!  Finally the last straw was when my next door neighbors came by and asked us to switch beds so hers was on the other wall (not the wall next to their room) because she was keeping them awake at night.  I HAD to move out!